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justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave
9 year old me:
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Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate
lets give this bread
jesus of nazareth made this post
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
i have to pee
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when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth
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